


My momma thinks I'm very photogenic. What do
you think?

ODE TO CLAUDIA
by Larry Sonny Lopez
(to the tune of "He Ain't Heavy,
He's my Brother)
My dog is longggggg
with many a floppy ear
that drags on the floor
sweeping the dust, I sold my broom
She aint heavy, she's my puppy!
so on I go......
I need a pet goat
to cut the grass for me
tie him in the yard
my lawnmower is broke
She aint heavy, shes my mower
so on I go


I
may look depressed all of the time, but I assure you, I'm one happy-go-lucky
pup behind this long face. But, if you suspect you've got a depressed
doggie that needs to find his/her inner puppy, I recommend this book:

Here's an excerpt: "That's when my vet suggested
Prozac -- and now, poring over my diary from that turbulent year,
it's hard to believe everything that happened as I struggled to get
in touch with my Inner Puppy. But in the end, a little pill wrapped
in bologna taught me truths about happiness we can all share: how
to pick yourself up when you feel down in the snout; how to love the
sound of your own bark."

I have been very busy keeping my new momma laughing, playing, and ...
oops!!! ... cleaning up puddles. (But I'm getting better).
I was 7 1/2 lbs. when I came home. 3 weeks later, I weighed 11 pounds.
My ears are growing longer and longer. They get a bath every time
I drink.
Update: November 11, 1999: I'm 6 months old, and I already
weigh 35 pounds!
Update: February 2, 2000: My Momma has started calling me
"PORKY"
My Favorite Pasttimes:
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Men
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First
and foremost, I love male humans. Female humans are ok,
but male humans make me get all wiggly. |
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My
favorite men in the whole world are my momma's friends:
Robert, Justin, and the Terminix man who let's me track down
all the bugs with him. |
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Food
& Drink
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Drinking
from the toilet. |
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Sticking
my head in the refridgerator. |
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Eating
soap. |
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"Burying"
my chewy goodies in every corner of my house. |
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Eating
spaghetti noodles momma hangs across my snoot. |
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Eating
grass. |
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Trash
Compacting
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Shredding
paper products. |
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Bringing
pinecones and mulch chips in the house for tearing up into little
bitty pieces. |
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Popping
bubble wrap. |
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Helping
Around the House
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Helping
my momma load the dishwasher. |
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Making
the rugs more comfy by bunching them up. |
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Security
Dog Duties
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Barking
at that dog that looks just like me on the other side of the
front glass door. |
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Protecting
my momma from the vacuum monster. |
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Keeping
Momma Feeling Wanted and Needed
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Putting
my sad face on my momma's feet while she's getting ready to
leave for work. |
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Going
to the cemetery with Momma and carrying bouquets of flowers
around in my mouth. |
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Not
letting Momma oversleep (ever). |
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