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I'm a basset hound.  My momma adopted me from the Houston/Harris County Basset Rescue.  They rescued me from the dog pound. 

Most of the time, I'm very mild mannered and sweet and I love to cuddle with my new momma.  I wait patiently for my doggie goodies, and I'm very tolerant of my new puppy sister, Claudia. 

My momma says I'm a perfect doggie with one little special trait...

That's why she calls me

I don't wait for Mardi Gras to come around every February to show my tits.  I say... why not flash the spirit and good cheer of Mardi Gras all year 'round? 

  I may look depressed all of the time, but I assure you, I'm one happy-go-lucky pup behind this long face.  But, if you suspect you've got a depressed doggie that needs to find his/her inner puppy, I recommend this book: 

Here's an excerpt:  "That's when my vet suggested Prozac -- and now, poring over my diary from that turbulent year, it's hard to believe everything that happened as I struggled to get in touch with my Inner Puppy. But in the end, a little pill wrapped in bologna taught me truths about happiness we can all share: how to pick yourself up when you feel down in the snout; how to love the sound of your own bark."

Wooooo-Hooooo!!!!  Happy 2000!!!  

My Favorite Pastimes:

	Food & Drink Drinking from the toilet. Getting the wet washcloth out of my Momma's shower every day and chewing on it. Eating soap.  (See picture below) RAWHIDE!
	Security Dog Duties Barking at anything that moves.  Well, come to think of it, barking at anything that doesn't move.
	Singing If I'm not getting the attention I want, I sing like a bird.

Soap Always Smells Better Than it Tastes!

bleh!